Then this morning Daddy came inside and told mommy that the holes outside weren't mine. Guess what....the ARMY PILLOWS did it! They invaded our yard and hunted for bugs last night. They dig funny little holes, big enough for my leg to get trapped and deep.
So what if I try to dig them deeper and wider....that's so mommy doesn't hurt her leg. Honest!!! Yeah, the army pillows did it....that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Now if someone wants to talk about my chewing off the dead palm fronds....[snicker]
Maybe I should check out a career in landscaping....
Sniffing and lickingly yours,
Sadie
Oh those BAD Army Pillows! My Dad hates them! Licky kisses, Billy
ReplyDeleteHave you listened to the funny noise the Army Pillows make when they run? They can move quickly too! Landscaping can be hard work, better think that one over again Sadie!
ReplyDeleteI like to try and dig down to anything that runs down a hole. But I certainly don't dig for bugs or anything like that. Yuck. Stupid army pillows.
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Sadie you might do well in landscaping, you already have some experience with a SPADE!
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