
This piece has been going around the Internet for several years but I thought it worth reposting. A lot of humor and a little bit of truth. Enjoy!
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
We aren't getting out of this life alive, so relax and enjoy it, regardless of the ride!
Life is sexually transmitted.
You may have to think about this one for a bit...LOL!
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Hmmm, true, but I'd rather have good health than not!
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Unfortunately (or not), very true, but this is the price of progress.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
This one makes me laugh - but still no excuse for not maintaining your good health (if you still have it).
All of us could lake a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
I need to tape this one on my mirror so I read it every morning. For many years, I worried way too much about what other people thought of me.
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take drugs to make it normal.
Not so sure about this one...the world has always been weird to it's current occupants. And drugs aren't the answer, in most cases.
Don’t worry about old age: It doesn’t last that long.
Ah yes, back to "Death is the #1 killer in the world"!Ciao for now!



