Doggy Rules

Monday, October 17, 2011

Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:

 1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats it or after he throws it up.
 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

Sniffing and lickingly yours,

1 comment:

  1. BOL, those are sme good rules to follow Sadie! Lovies, Miss Mindy


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