They make me go out in the cold and rain when it's potty time. I don't have any problem going inside...and they get to...it's not fair!
I don't get to choose when I take a bath (uh, like NEVER). They just pick me up and stick me in the sink...it's not fair!
They give my paper towel and toilet paper rolls to play with and when I finally get them all soft and gudgy, they take them away...it's not fair!
They get to go outside any time they want but they make me sit at the door when they go out...it's not fair!
They take me outside for walks but all they want to do is WALK and all I want to do is SNIFF...it's not fair!
But then again...they do keep me warm, feed me, play with me, cuddle with me and just generally spoil me...so maybe it IS fair!
Sniffing and lickingly yours,